When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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