Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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