Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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