I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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