I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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