I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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