I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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