Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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