She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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