Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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