What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
only you would photoshop your dick
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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