I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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