I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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