This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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