This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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