How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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