I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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