what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
