Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
