Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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