From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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