How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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