Yo dont text me then not text me
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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