Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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