Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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