Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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