so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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