I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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