Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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