I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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