I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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