what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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