its not stalking. its research.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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