Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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