google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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