U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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