i just wanna soil my oats bro
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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