Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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