im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
