I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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