Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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