no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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