this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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