Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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