so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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