We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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