yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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