He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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