that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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