He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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