I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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