I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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